Bumper Stickers
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Bumper Stickers for Women
- SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
- GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
- PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
- COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
- DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
- IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
- I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
- NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
- OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
- DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
- ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
- HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
- IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY.
- DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
Bumper Stickers for Everyone and Anyone
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will ... I want to be on it.
- Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies out of the trunk.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Always remember you're unique ... Just like everyone else.
Bumper Stickers for Kids
- Be nice to your kids ... They will pick out your nursing home.
Bumper Stickers for Business Men
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.