Bumper Stickers

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Bumper Stickers for Women

• SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
• GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
• PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
• COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
• DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
• IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
• I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
• NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
• OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
• DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
• YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
• ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
• HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
• IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY.
• DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

Bumper Stickers for Everyone and Anyone

• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• Where there's a will ... I want to be on it.
• Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies out of the trunk.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Always remember you're unique ... Just like everyone else.

Bumper Stickers for Kids

• Be nice to your kids ... They will pick out your nursing home.

Bumper Stickers for Business Men

• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.