Jokes - Famous Quotes

DIET Tip

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
........Miss Piggy

Monica Lewinsky

Here's the first quotable quote of the century.
Monica Lewinsky (on CNN's Larry King Live discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss):
"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me"

Food for thought....

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
.........General George S. Patton

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
..........Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
..........Albert Einstein